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WILL I EVER BE RID OF THAT BLASTED NUMBER?!?! *fumes*

Stereotypical Fantasy Meme LiveJournal Username What is your stereotypical fantasy name? Grondor the MercilessMershailkava of the Burning MoonShirarmorga the BoldJohnTerelas the WiseMy name cannot be comprehended by mere mortals...Jane What is your weapon? I dual-wield blood red katanas.I carry a massive war hammer with which to smite my foes.I use a bow with deadly skill.There are numerous daggers about my person...I fight with my fists as a true warrior should.The mace is what I use to bash my foes!I wield naught but a simple sling and bullet. (What are you, a halfling?)My arcane sorcery can best any pitiful weapon forged from steel. What is your quest? My brother has been stolen by mind flayers and must be rescued!The Eight Ancient Stones have been scattered across the world. I must find them before they fall into the wrong hands!Demons have besieged the land and I must destroy them!I must steal the Golden Time Dagger lest it fall into the wrong hands!Something else involving wrong hands!I must leave the homeland of my evil people and find a life in the realms of the goodly folk. Who is your enemy? Meregrahrd, the Mind Flayer MINDLORD.Ssessrissh, the Lizardking of Krangadalarg!My brother/sister/father/mother/cousin who has been possessed by evil creatures.THE LAW!V'raki'nan'tal, the Demon Lord! YOU SHALL NOT PASS. Hey, I'll pass if I damn well please.No, YOU shall not pass.Fine, if you're going to be that way, I'm just going to go back to my humble hamlet.A battle to the death it is, then!*cowers in fear* If you were offered the title of King. . . I would seize it and proudly rule the land justly.I would seize it and bring the nation into a new age of tyranny.I would reject it; my life is that of the wanderer.I would reject it; far too lazy for that.I'D JUST KILL EVERYONE. Swords. Swords rule.Swords are overrated.What's a sword?My arcane sorcery could easily...I wish I had a sword. ;_; What do you think of this quiz, yon noble.. squire..? The wily sidekick who will aid you in your quest. scytheandroses Your arch-rival who will show up to occasionally hinder your progress. a_leprechaun The one you will fall tragically in love with just before they're slain in battle. herophelia The stalwart dwarf who is your constant companion lanthiriel The esoteric elven mage that mutters cryptic phrases. hazy_reflection The halfling thief that provides comic relief. a_leprechaun Number of orcs you will slay. 984 Percent of your party that comes out of it alive. 69% This Fun Quiz created by Zack at BlogQuiz.Net

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Harry Potter's death, in your LJ by quebella84
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I say Mary-Sue, you say:	Put down the pen SLOWLY... (or) Stop typing NOW...What are you, on crack?It's not a Mary-Sue! It's /romantic/. And I NEVER practice self-insertion!Oh God. What ship are you going to SINK now?Dude, you Harry Potter fans are CRACK HEADS.I've never done that. I'm perfect, in all my writing. /Merrrre!/Yessss! MST LJ style!!! *grabs the Sue-O-Meter*For the love of God, off yourself now, and save English Lit.
I say Death Eater, you say:	Malfoy is a pussy, but Bella rocks. Wh00t.OoTP, bitch.Now /that/ sounds effing /nasty/.Still on the hard stuff, I see...OMG... I hate Bellatrix! My POOR Siri! She's, like, /such/ a cunt!He fell throug the veil. GETOVERIT.Death Eateres, eat me.Malfoy pones all. Even Voldie. (((SLASH)))
You spot Harry	Being EXTREMELY EMO (as usual).
Walks over with wand.	scytheandroses
Shows up with a chainsaw.	thelostflamingo
Taps Harry on the shoulder.	roguebelle
You scream out:	LET'S GET NAKED, AND START THE REVOULTION!
And you all:	grab a limb and PULL HARD
Buy's Wendy's after	insane_bubble
Bangs Snape	mistwanderer
and Voldemort	Gives up Magic, and open's a Nail Salon in London.
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