Meh. The world sucks. But why try to save it? It's just a matter of riding it out. Like riding one of those bucking bronco rides at the county fair. You hold on merely because you're gonna embarass yourself if you fall off, especially if you're one of those asses who only partially falls off.

Guh, I've all ready been in SC for too long.

How's this? Anything that sucks as much as the world deserves a good ride. Hang on there, if for no other reason than because we love you.

Plus, you promised to move this way by 2008, and if you don't, I'll have to kick your ass.